Here's where all my quotes are from my friends. These may be anything from deep, mind-twisting thoughts, to just plain stupid sayings. Enjoy!

"Life Sucks. Then you die." -Walter Q., site creator

"An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, but you can't buy an inch of time with an inch of gold." -Walter Q., site creator

"There are no shortcuts to places worth going to." -Walter Q., Site creator

"Beliefs must be maintained, however, actions have consequences." -Walter Q., site creator

"Come to the dark side...we have baked ziti." -Callisto J. MacIsaac and Kristen Gough

"Don't throw the slalom cone! It's not nice." -Kori Bishop

"Welcome to America, please check your sanity at the door and leave your soul on the plane; you won't be needing it here." -Heather Aldrich

"Nothing lasts forever...especially not love." -Heather Aldrich

"Nothing comes easily, talent is simply a passion that blinds us to the option of giving up." -Heather Aldrich

"I need a band." -Heather Aldrich

"You need to have a sense of humor as a teacher. Well, you don't have to, but..." Mr. Gerald Oczek

"Peaches and bananas." -Steve Cronin

"'Cause everybody's gay." -Kristine Wadowsky

"Gimmie it! It was in my shirt." -Stephanie Lewis

"There are many roads life leads you to, but the path to a friend is the one your heart leads you down." -Angelia P.

"Some may give you bread, but I will give you cake! Karen for President, 2024!" -Karen C.

"Out of darkness and chaos will come order and light." -Jacob D.

"I'd rather figure out a thousand things that mean nothing to me than miss something that could change my life." -Travis C.

"Insanity is born in the mind of a lonely genius." -Travis C.

"Lead me not into temptation, for I can find the way myself." -Travis C.

"They're all the same! What the frig!" -Jessica L.

"Can you go to the bathroom? God, I hope so." -Mr. Herb, 2002

"As I lay in my bed looking up at the sky, I thought, ‘Where the heck did my ceiling go?'" -Jessica L.

"Happiness is like wetting your pants; everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth." ~Heather

"Confucius say: Make sure there water in pool." -Dave W.

"A very wise man once said..."I don't know. Go ask a woman."" -Val W.

"Life is too short to hold anything back." -Kathy Fromm

"Take anything and everything that passes your way." -Kathy Fromm

"Not everything that counts can be counted. Not everything that can be counted counts." -Kathy Fromm

"If you are not part of finding the solution, there is much money to be made in prolonging the problem." -Conner S.

"Love is to charish, but hate is to love." -Trisha B.

"Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?" -Chris R.

"What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?"-Chris R.

"The Bill of Rights is not a suicide pact." -Joan Q.

"There are at least two things that money can't buy- true love and home-grown tomatoes." -Joan Q.

"Always trust what you know to be true; never trust what others assume to be true." -Kayla S.