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Here's a great place to go for well known, funny,
strange, and whatnot kind of quotes from our favorites in Hollywood. "I
think he's trying to watch some illegal channels here." -Jim's Dad (Eugene
Levy), 'American Pie' "It's not a
space shuttle launch...it's sex!" -Jessica (Natasha Lyonne), 'American Pie' "Safer
than a tube sock." -Jim's Dad (Eugene Levy), 'American Pie' "Aged
18 years. The way I like it!" -Stifler's Mom (), 'American Pie' "Oh,
Stifler's Mom!" -Stephan Finch (Eddie Kaye Thomas), 'American Pie' "I
was used...Cool!" -Jim (Jason Briggs), 'American Pie' "I'm
a vegetarian, I don't eat anything with a face." -Princess Daisy (), 'Super
Mario Bros.' "Anything is possible,
Mario, you just gotta believe in it." -Luigi Mario (John Liguizamo), 'Super
Mario Bros.' "My, my, someone got up
on the wrong side of the nest this morning." -King Koopa (Dennis Hopper),
'Super Mario Bros.' "Do you know what
I love about mud? It's clean and it's dirty at the same time." -King Koopa
(Dennis Hopper), 'Super Mario Bros.' "Great,
a building with athlete's foot." -Mario Mario (Bob Hoskins), 'Super Mario
Bros.' "Remember, trust the
fungus." -Luigi Mario (John Liguizamo), 'Super Mario Bros.' "I'll
kill that plumber." -King Koopa (Dennis Hopper), 'Super Mario Bros.' "Excuse
me. Will you hit me again? I've never seen such fluidity. The way your knuckles
crunched as you smashed 'em into my face." -Mario Mario (Bob Hoskins),
'Super Mario Bros.' "But
why is the rum gone?" -Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), "Pirates of
the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl" "The
spiders...spiders...They want me to tap dance. I don't want to tap dance!"
-Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint), "Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban" "You
tell those spiders, Ron." -Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliff), "Harry
Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban" "I
believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength,
makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even thgough sometimes
we have to be steady and give up the thing we want the most...even our
dreams." -Aunt May, "Spiderman 2"
"There is no spoon." -Neo (Keanu
Reeves), "The Matrix"
"Choice. The problem is choice." -Neo (Keanu
Reeves), "The Matrix Reloaded" "Everything
that has a beginning has an end." -The Oracle, "The Matrix
Revolutions"
"There is a difference between knowing the
path, and walking the path." -Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne), "The
Matrix"
"Everything begins with choice." -Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne),
"The Matrix Reloaded" " God,
she has a fat ass." -Niobe (Jada Pinkett Smith), "The Matrix
Revolutions" "My god, I didn't
know this ship could do that!" -Captain Roland, "The Matrix
Revolutions"
"You do not truly know someone until you fight them." -Sereph
(Collin Chou), "The Matrix Reloaded"
"I am the beginning of your end, the Alpha of your Omega." -Agent
Smith (Hugo Weaving), "The Matrix Reloaded" "Not
impossible, Mr. Anderson. Inevitable." -Agent
Smith (Hugo Weaving), "The Matrix Revolutions" "Love
is a word. What is important is the connection that that word implies."
-Rama-Kandra, "The Matrix Revolutions"
"Many shubs and zuuls knew what it was to
be roasted in the depths of the sloar that day, I could tell you." - Vinz
Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer
”Some birds aren’t meant
to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. When they fly away, part of you
that knows it was a sin to lock them up.” –Red, “The Shawshank Redemption
”You
could be happy here. I could take care of you. I wouldn’t let anybody
hurt you. We could grow up together, E.T.” –Elliot, “ET”
”If you want my gravy,
pepper my ragu, if you’re good to mama, mama’s good to you.” –Matron
Mama Morton (Queen Latifa), “Chicago”
”All we have to decide is
what to do with the time that is given to us.” –Gandalf (Ian MacKeillen),
“The Lord Of The Rings”
”Life moves pretty fast,
if you don’t stop and look around once in a while you could miss it.”
–Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
”Sometimes I feel like an
idiot. But, I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.” –Billy Madison (Adam
Sandler), “Billy Madison
”Hello,
little anal-dwelling butt monkey.” –Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey), “Bruce
Almighty”
"The board is set...pieces are
moving...we come to it at last...the great battle of our time..." -Gandalf
(Ian McKellen), "The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King"
"I've flown with you twice, and you've
crashed half the time!" -Robin (Anne Heche), "Six Days, Seven
Nights"
"Pirates? As in, 'Arrgh!'?" -Robin
(Anne Heche), "Six Days, Seven Nights"
"Your heart is free, have the courage to
follow it." -"Braveheart"
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is
just to love, and be loved in return." -"Moulin Rouge"
"Temper is the one thing you can't get
rid of by losing it." -Jack Nicholson, "Anger Management"
"It's great being alive. There are so
many things you can't do when you're dead." -Mel Brooks, "Life
Stinks"
"Their parents lend us their kids, and
what do we do? We drown them." -Cliff, "Spice World"
"What the hell is this? A plastic ice
cream scoop? What'd that cost ya, around 400 dollars?" -Harry Stamper(Bruce
Willis), "Armageddon"
"Whale is beautiful. I wish I could speak
whale." -Dori (Ellen Degeneres), "Finding Nemo"
"I shall call him squishy and he shall be
mine. And he shall be my squishy!." -Dori, (Ellen Degeneres), "Finding
Nemo"
"Houston, we have a problem."
-"Apollo 13"
"You're a wizard, Harry." -Rebeus
Hagrid (Robbie Coltrane), "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"
"Follow the spiders. Why couldn't it have
been, 'Follow the butterflies'?" -Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint), "Harry
Potter and the Chamber of Secrets"
"I'm like the crypt-keeper!" -Tess
Coleman (Jamie Lee Curtis), "Freaky Friday"
"I am disinclined to aquiest to your
request......Means 'No'." -Captain Barbossa (Geoffry Rush), "Pirates
of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl"
"What we do in life, echoes in
eternity." -Maximus (Russell Crowe), "Gladiator"
"What would you do if there were no
tomorrow?" -Phil Conners (Bill Murray), "Groundhog Day"
"I fart in your general direction. Your
mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries." -French
Soldier (John Cleese), "Monty Python and Holy Grail"
"He won't come after me. he won't. I
can't explain it. He would consider that...rude." -Clarice Starling (Jodie
Foster), "The Silence of the Lambs"
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled
was convincing the world he didn't exist." -Verbal Kint (Kevin Spacy),
"The Usual Suspects"
"Oh, stewardess? I speak jive."
-Female passenger, "Airplane!"
"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk
me?" -Jack Byrnes (Robert De Niro), "Meet the Parents"
"There's no crying in baseball!"
-Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks), "A League Of Their Own"
"No, it's Iowa." -Ray Kinsella
(Kevin Costner), "Field Of Dreams"
"I love the smell of napalm in the
morning." -Kilgore (Robert Duvall), "Apocalypse Now"
"It's not the years, honey. It's the
mileage." -Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford), "Indiana Jones and the
Raiders of the Lost Ark"
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius,
commander of the armies of the North, general of the Felix Legions, loyal
servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband
to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the
next." -Maximus (Russell Crowe), "Gladiator"
"I'm not bad; I'm just drawn that
way." -Jessica Rabbit (Kathleen Turner), "Who Framed Roger
Rabbit?"
"And in the morning, I'm making
waffles!" -Donkey (Eddie Murphy), "Shrek"
"Leave the gun. Take the cannolis."
-Clemenza, "The Godfather"
"Just when I though I was out, they pull
me back in." -Michael Corleone (Al Pacino), "The Godfather Part
III"
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