~Other Parts~

Here is one of my favorite sections: the T-shirt section. This is where I will post all my quotes I get from T-shirts. All of these are funny, and I personally love them. Laugh out your lungs!

"I'm bad with names. Can I just call you dumbass?" -Hot Topic t-shirt  

"Guns don't kill people. People with moustaches kill people." -Hot Topic t-shirt  

"Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfest?" -Hot Topic t-shirt  

"I'm a Ninja. (You can't see me)" -Hot Topic t-shirt

"I crossed over to the Dark Side. Don't worry- I brought a flashlight." -Hot Topic t-shirt

"I love poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick. -Hot Topic t-shirt

"Sarcasm- it beats killing people." -Hot Topic t-shirt

"Your inferiority complex might be justified." -Hot Topic t-shirt

"Silence is golden but duct tape is silver." -Hot Topic t-shirt

"On a scale of 1 to 10, you really suck." -random t-shirt

"I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter." -random t-shirt

"Do not start with me- You will not win." -random t-shirt

"I AM NOT LAZY. I am physically conservative." -Random T-shirt that I want

"So many right-wing Christians, so few Lions..." -T-shirt spotted by John R.

"No, I do not kill babies. No, I do not worship satan. No, I do not do love spells. No, I do not fly. No, I do not turn into a cat. Yes, I am a witch." -t-shirt my friend Mia would like

"If you choke a smurf...what color will it turn?" -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"You have kind eyes. The kind I'd like to poke out." -Random t-shirt

"Every time you open your mouth...Some idiot starts talking." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"My parents said I could be anything, so I became an asshole." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"Your lips keep moving...but all I hear is 'Blah Blah Blah...'" -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"The only mark I've made in life is in my underwear." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"GOOD JOB! You haven't done anything stupid in five minutes!" -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"Let's play carpenter! First we get hammered, then I nail you." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"NOT PERFECT but so close it scares me." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"Buy this man a beer." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"SAVE THE TREES. Wipe your ass with an owl." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"DON'T RUSH ME. I get paid by the hour." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"Therapy is expensive. Beer is cheap...What to do?...What to do?" -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"I am not infantile, you stinky poophead." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"No job, no money, no car, but I'm in a band." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"I'm multi-talented; I can talk and piss you off at the same time." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"When I snap, you'll be the first to go." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"I'm retired, but I work part-time as a pain in the ass." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"Just how much fun can I have before I go to Hell?" -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"This is not a BEER GUT. It's a protective covering for my rock hard abs." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"I'm trying to see things from your point of view...but I can't get my head that far up my ass." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"Join the ARMY. Visit exotic places, meet interesting people, then kill them." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"You're an inspiration to idiots everywhere." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"Your village called...They want their idiot back!" -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"On the journey of life, I chose the psycho path." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"My Anger Management class PISSES ME OFF." --Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"Let's skip the insults and get right to your ass kicking." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"On your mark, get set...Go Away." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"Jenius." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"I live in my own little world, but it's ok...they know me here." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"I'm so miserable without you, it's like you're still here!" -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it's still on the list." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"It's hard to show I CARE since I don't." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"You can pick your nose. You can pick your friends. But you can't wipe your friends on the couch." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"WARNING: I have gas and I know how to use it." -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I sure have woke up with a few!" -Johnsons Smith catalog t-shirt

"It's only funny until someone loses an eye. Then, hey, free eyeball." -Hot Topic t-shirt (mine!)

"GEEZER (formerly known as "Stud Muffin")" -Random T-shirt catalogue page

"I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message." -My friend Cathy's Hot Topic T-shirt

"I remember laughing at 40 year olds when I was young. But now I can't remember what was so funny." -Random T-shirt catalogue page

"Which one of my personalities do you find offensive? - One of my own Hot Topic shirts

"Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors!" -One of my own Hot Topic shirts

"So much to do...so few people to do it for me..." -One of my own Hot Topic shirts

"I wish I could Ctrl+Alt+Del you." -Hot Topic t-shirt

"I'm in shape. Round is a shape." -High Cotton catalogue

"Team Effort is a lot of people doing what I say." -High Cotton catalogue

"Lawyers have feelings, too. Allegedly." -High Cotton catalogue

"People are dying. Oh well, gotta go and download some music..." -High Cotton catalogue

"Five minutes with me is like an hour with an angry mob." -High Cotton catalogue

"Time flies when you're in a coma." -High Cotton catalogue

"Speed Dater: got a minute?" -High Cotton catalogue

"I'm objective- I object to everything." -High Cotton catalogue

"I know I should lift weights, but those things are heavy." -High Cotton catalogue

"Size matters. Pad your wallet." -High Cotton catalogue

"You never see a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office." -High Cotton catalogue

"It's all fun and games 'til someone loses an eye." -High Cotton catalogue

"Do 40 year-old men wear boxers or briefs? Depends." -High Cotton catalogue

"A little gray hair is a small price to pay for this much wisdom." -High Cotton catalogue

"I'm retired. Do it yourself." -High Cotton catalogue

"I'm too sexy for my age." -High Cotton catalogue

"40 year old, one owner. Needs parts, make offer." -High Cotton catalogue

"Old dog-anxious to learn new tricks." -High Cotton catalogue

"I'm 40 and I feel great! Feel for yourself!" -High Cotton catalogue

"OLD: Openminded, Lovable, Dignified." -High Cotton catalogue

"Scores golf by the honor system." -High Cotton catalogue

"You don't know me. (Seal of FWPP, Federal Witness Protection Program)" -High Cotton catalogue

"Retired. Leave me alone." -High Cotton catalogue

"I hit 2 good balls today. I stepped on a rake." -High Cotton catalogue

"The ancient Egyptians worshipped cats as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." -High Cotton catalogue

"Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?" -T-shirt spotted by me

"Fat people are harder to kidnap." -Random T-shirt

"I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory!" -Random shirt

"I have my own little world. But, that's ok. They know me here!" -Random shirt

"SARCASIM-Just another one of the free services I offer." -T-shirt spotted by Samantha A.

"I used to care, but now I take a pill for that." -T-shirt spotted by Samantha A.

"I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do." -T-shirt spotted by Samantha A.

"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes!" -Friend's T-shirt

"I see dumb people." -One of my own shirts!

"Stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go." -Another one of my own!

"Don't let your mind wander. It's to small to be outside on it's own." -Another one of my own!

"Don't talk to me when I'm talking to myself." -Random T-shirt

"(Front) GO AWAY! (Back) I have enough friends already." -Another one of mine.

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." -My friend Josh's t-shirt

"Trust me. I do this all the time." -Josh's shirt

"People like you are the reason people like me need medication." -T-shirt spotted by Samantha Alvarado

"Whatever it was, I swear I didn't do it!" -T-shirt spotted by Samantha Alvarado

"Yes, cheese. You know, cheese?" -KenWest 'Annie' shirt

"You laugh because I'm DIFFERENT. I laugh because you're all the SAME." -'Hot Topic' T-Shirt

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it." -Jack Astor's T-shirt

"I lost my number. Can I have yours?" -Jack Astor's T-shirt

"I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now." -Jack Astor's T-shirt

"Hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend." -Jack Astor's T-shirt (Can you tell I've been there lately?)

"It's our business doing pleasure with you." -Jack Astor's T-shirt

"I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone." -Jack Astor's T-shirt

"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up." -Random shirt online

"I am well travelled. (Not really, my mind wanders.)" -My friend Joe D.'s T-shirt

"Yes, as a matter of fact, the world does revolve around me." -Another of my friend Joe D.'s shirts

"Keep staring. I might do a trick." -Another of my friend Joe D.'s shirts

"I'm not anti social...I just don't like you." -Hot Topic T-shirt

"I get enough exercise pushing my luck." -My friend Travis C.'s shirt

"If I throw a stick, will you leave?" -My friend Travis C.'s shirt

"Don't put a cat on your head. It hurts real bad." -My friend Travis C.'s shirt

"Drunk chicks think I'm hot." -My friend Kathy F.'s shirt

"Keep your receipt. Maybe you can return your boyfriend." -My friend Kimberly A.'s shirt

"Go away." -My friend Elias's shirt

"I can only be nice to one person today. Today is not your day. (And tomorrow's not looking good, either.) -My friend Elias' shirt