~Other Parts~

Yes. Finally, on a page all for themselves...memorable (or not so memorable) quotes from video games. Eventually hoping to range every platform, every genre.

“Your face, your ass…what’s the difference?” –Duke Nukem

“Bring it on.” - Duke Nukem

“It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all out of gum.” - Duke Nukem

“What are you waiting for? Christmas?” - Duke Nukem

“Damn! Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!” -Duke Nukem

“You are an inspiration for birth control.” - Duke Nukem

“Shit happens.” - Duke Nukem

“Groovy!” - Duke Nukem

“Uh…Uh…Uh…Where is it?” - Duke Nukem

“I’m going to rip off your head and shit down your neck.” - Duke Nukem

“Nobody steals our chicks…and lives!” -Duke Nukem

“I ain’t afraid of no quake!” - Duke Nukem

“Die, you son of a bitch!” - Duke Nukem

“Hmm, don’t have time to play with myself.” - Duke Nukem

“This is K-T-I-T. KTIT, playing the breast….Uh…The best tunes in town!” - Duke Nukem

“Ah! My leiben.” –German soldier (Castle Wolfenstein)

“I’ll make weapons from your bones!” –The Smith (Diablo II)

“Not even death can save you from me.” –Diablo (Diablo II)

“All who oppose me, beware.” –Necromancer (Diablo II)

“I will cleanse this wilderness.” –Paladin (Diablo II)

“I shall purge this land of the shadow.” –Amazon (Diablo II)

“Mummmamia!!” –Mario (Super Mario 64)

“Hello! It’s-a me, Mario!” –Mario (Super Mario 64)

“Here we go!” –Mario (Super Mario 64)

“Okey-Dokey!” –Mario (Super Mario 64)

“So much dust. This will never pass the white glove test.” –Luigi (Luigi’s Mansion)

“I shall not fear a mere house-cleaning device!” –King Boo (Luigi’s Mansion)

“What do they feed you Mario brothers? Gullible soup?” –King Boo (Luigi’s Mansion)

“FINISH HIM!” –(Mortal Kombat)

“Get over here!” -(Mortal Kombat)

“Come here!” -(Mortal Kombat)


“The flow of time is always cruel…its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it…a thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days…” –Sheik (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

“It is something that grows over time... a true friendship. A feeling in the heart that becomes even stronger over time. The passion of friendship will soon blossom into a righteous power and through it, you will know which way to go... This song is dedicated to the power of the heart.” –Sheik (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

“Time passes, people move. Like a river's flow, it never ends. A childish mind will turn to noble ambition. Young love will become deep affection. The clear water's surface reflects growth. Now listen to the Serenade of water to reflect upon yourself.” –Sheik (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

“Ganondorf, pitiful man, without a strong righteous mind, he could not control the power of the gods.” –Zelda (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

“When peace returns to Hyrule, it will be time for us to say goodbye!" –Zelda (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

“I have played this song to Princess Zelda ever since she was a baby. There is mysterious power in these notes." –Impa (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

“Thanks to you, we can once again eat the delicious rocks from the Dogondo's cavern 'til our stomach burst!" –Goron (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

“I'll grant you the honour of carrying me." –Ruto (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

“How inconsiderate! How could you leave me behind?! If you're a man, act like one! Take responsiblity!" –Ruto (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

“You... You're late! What took you so long? You're useless." - Ruto (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)